Today we went to breakfast at this little dive with fantastic biscuits and gravy. Vivia, as usual, made new friends with those around us, that happened to be an older couple who were instantly smitten. (You had me at “hello“) and proceed to make conversation with her.
The husband asks Vivia, “What are you drinking, there?”
Vivia says “Orange Juice”.
He says “Do you know where orange juice comes from?”
She ponders this question for a few moments and then replies matter-of-factly ” The kitchen.”
I’m not going to be able to outsmart her, so I must get this whole discipline thing down now… While the getting’s good!